A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 10, 2023
Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings
1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves
2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly
3. A proud virgin
1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves
2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly
3. A proud virgin
“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”
“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior
“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior
“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
by Jakey (Tonic The Seshhog) May 30, 2020
The majority of modern day politics, where politicians resort to name calling and seeing who can piss off the other through childish tactics and blatant hypocrisy rather than meaningfully challenging their opponents on their ideas.
"Sleepy Joe is such a loser, he did bad in school."
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
"The other side wants to raise your taxes! Now excuse us while we exempt Jeff Bezos for the third time in a row."
"Man, I hate limp dick politics".
by Lengend47 January 6, 2021
My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 10, 2017
It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.
by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021
Founded by jxhysdf on instagram. She invented this term in a mental hospital. A limp dick supreme is a man who has no sense of rizz yet somehow rizzes all the bitches up anyway. He is commonly known as 'goofy' and 'ugly ahh' yet he is seemingly very attractive in a way. Known to turn men gay.
by jxhysdf June 14, 2023