limbert 

A social butterfly with fatherly qualities, who loves to dance and puts a twist on english; also usually has many brothers, tends to repeat what others say, and gotta donk.

The secret word is limbert. You wish you had a dad like limbert.

limbert by black swans July 25, 2011

Liberty Prime-ism

Any quotes that is stated by the enormous, patriotic robot, Liberty Prime, who appears in the video game Fallout 3. These quotes include:

"Voice module online. Audio functionality test... initialized. Designation: Liberty Prime. Mission: the Liberation of Anchorage, Alaska."

"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."

"Death is a preferable alternative to Communism!"

"Communism is a lie!"

"Obstruction detected. Composition: Titanium alloy supplemented by photonic resonance barrier. Probability of mission hindrance: 0%!"

"Probability of a Chinese victory: Impossible!"

"Catastrophic system failure... Initiating core shutdown as per emergency initiative 2682209... I die...so that democracy may live..."

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"

The best part of the last mission in Fallout 3 are the Liberty Prime-isms!

Liberty Prime-ism by Kastera1000 April 22, 2010

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

The Mole of Liberty 

A large and rather obtrusive mole on the left side of Barack Obama's nose. It is known as the Mole of Liberty because as a mole on the president it is the mole with the most liberty in the USA.

Man, check out the mole of liberty! Obama should get that removed soon starting to creep me out.

The Mole of Liberty by SocialismForeva' October 7, 2010

The Libertines 

The Libertines are a British band who love British culture, drugs, alcohol, sex, and rock and roll. Considered by some to be "the only current band that actually acts like a real rock and roll band" due to their infamously scandalous history.

The members are Pete Doherty (notorious adorable crackhead sleazegod) on guitar/vocals, Carl Barat (seedy yet respectable sex idol with the best hair and arse) on guitar/vocals, John Hassall (more quiet member, favored by Adam Green, with famous cheekbones) on bass, and Gary Powell (Sadly sometimes ignored yet absolutely amazing) on drums. The media however, LOVES focusing on the troubles and love-hate relationship of Pete and Carl, thus the other 2 members are hardly seen.

The Libertines' music is reminiscent of The Clash, The Jam, and even some reggae. One album was produced by Mick Jones of The Clash. Their songs are deep, dancy, melodic, and of course, oh so sassy. Go do yourself a favor and listen to these beautiful British lads.

The Libertines by stray April 13, 2005

tea party libertarian 

A group of Republicans who think that they are like the Boston Tea Party of 1773 minus the red face paint and feathers and tomahawks.

Spearheaded by such (not really) self-made men as Steve Forbes, Jeb Bush and Donald Trump

Want to return to the glory days of zero income taxes, no paved roads, running water, public schools, electricity,penicillin or laws banning slavery or child labor. In other words, they think even the Amish are too willing to take a handout from Uncle Sam.

These tea party libertarians are the greediest people imaginable, and they know nothing about history or what suffering regular working Americans experience at the hands of corporations and Wall Street tycoons.

Tea party libertarians = GOP neo-cons

tea party libertarian by Nilli Wanilli October 16, 2010