Someone who’s cock resembles a horses and is able to trip over it if not contained and looked after properly
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GIMME THAT SWEET NICE COCK, CAUSE I LIKE COCK!
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An extreme amount of swagger thats full potential is currently not comprehended.
Man Mike, you got Swagga Like Cock Monkey bro!
by Kevin Kowelin May 3, 2011
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When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
It fits like a cock in a sock!
by Neville September 19, 2017
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Like the expression 2 peas in a pod, but often used for things there are greater than two of.
The Smith quintuplets are like 5 cocks in a glove, all alike and inseperable.
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A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.
Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!
by Dark lord232 December 26, 2011
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Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
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