hung like your mom

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

by Lee Ji Hoon November 19, 2007

Hot like your mom

when someone is ugly, or you do not find them attractive, or when you dont think something is good

"oh yeah, i think our english teacher is hot, HOT LIKE YOUR MOM!" or
"thats disgusting, its hot like your mom"

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

by Steph April 24, 2004

When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,

Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.

Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1