like your ass is on fire 

A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.

1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"

2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.





Mark H. UD contributer since last February.

like your ass is on fire by Mark H April 6, 2005

I like your ass

n. A phrase you say to someone who's ass you like

Hey you, I like your ass

I like your ass by MeanTheBean February 25, 2022

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

This meaning is used for someone who want it to put in your ass, people who most commonly use this term really want it in the ass, the mum part is a way of saying the you have sexual relations with someone mother.

Someone: What are we going to do

You: I'll Put it your ass, like i'll put in your mum
Someone: OMG yess baby

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum

I'll Put it your ass, like i put in your mum by Daddybby November 14, 2019

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.

The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili by aq_ua March 29, 2021