He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

like it was my job 

Engaging in an activity repeatedly and/or skillfully enough that its as if you were getting paid to do so. Particularly applies to non-work-related activities.

I drink like it was my job. Not to mention on the job.

like it was my job by asdf.what November 22, 2003

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

A hairy vagina that’s been used so much and is so baggy it seems to have no end.

I’m not saying she was easy but her chuff was like a wizards sleeve

her chuff was like a wizards sleeve by Tattoo Paul January 16, 2020

i was like 

1. a replacement for the words "i said", used most commonly by teenagers telling a story

2. a filler to add a dramatic edge to a story

so i was like, okay you need to leave and he was like, well i'm taking my cat with me

i was like, sooo drunk and i made out with a lamp

i was like by itsyagirlmeg July 9, 2011

...like it was the last supper 

an expression used when a girl gives you very enthusiastic head, like its the last supper.

-so, i heard you got a blow job from whatsername...
-yeah man, she ate that shit ...like it was the last supper!

...like it was the last supper by Cecil says August 6, 2011

and i was like ahh

Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.

Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.

and i was like ahh by fanboy January 1, 2005

I was like 

I said. Used when recounting something said, to idicate that the dialogue to follow may be a paraphrase.

Yesterday, Jesse pulled my hair again, and I was like "You are annoying"!

I was like by Nicole Mitchell January 6, 2008