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10 definitions by fanboy

 
1.
Obnoxious people use this phrase after they have recited an anecdote about their petty tribulations.

This is to compensate for their complete absence of wit or original insight into anything.
Teenage girl drops her lipstick.

Girl: Omigod becki, this morning i was like, putting my lipstick on, and then i dropped it and there was lipstick like alllllll over the floor and i was like AHH!!!!
Boy: uhhh... how exactly can you be "like ahh"?
Girl: I apologise for my poor use of English. I tend to use "like" as an all-purpose word. Yes, I was slightly disgrunted at the time, but I wasn't physically comparable to a sound, nor did I actually raise my hands in the air and shout "AHH!"
Boy: I think makeup and clothes stores contain brain-destroying chemicals.
Girl: Help me.
by fanboy January 01, 2005
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2.
One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
by fanboy January 01, 2004
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3.
Loud, vaguely drunk guy with a strange voice. Famous for his role as "Zed" in some of the Police Academy movies.
Man, what happened to Lil Jon???

Nah dude, that's Bobcat Goldthwait.
by fanboy January 29, 2005
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4.
The epitome of excellence, in bed and other activities.
"omfg i wish i was Khrys"
by fanboy April 05, 2004
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5.
To masturbate.
I'm gonna go home and have a right old fat masty
by Fanboy November 18, 2003
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6.
A black version of Bobcat Goldthwait.

He apparantly qualifies as a rapper, even though he only says 7 different words per song (including yeah/what/ok)
Man, what happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?

Nah dude, that's Lil Jon.
by fanboy January 29, 2005
49 33
 
7.
The Meaning Of Pro-Gamer; Movie Star Looks, Incredible Intelligence, Cat-Like Reflexes, Comedic Genius.

Originated From The Countryside Where A God Was Born Who Was Made Of Ham
Is It A Bird? Is It A Plane? Is It Superman? OMG NO! ITS DEVISHAM!!!!!
by Fanboy June 19, 2004
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