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You play ball like a girl 

The worst insult any man can bestow upon another man. The slight utterance of this word will leave another man dead where he stands.

Only use this if the roast sesh you’re having has escalated too far
Guy 1: “you bob for Apples in the toilet, and you like it”

Guy 2: “you play ball like a girl!”

Guy 1: *collapses*
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Snap the ball like a Sandwich 

Phrase used by football Coach Tim Landis (touchdown Timmy) to describe how the football was snapped to the quarterback. True definition may never be know but the interpreted meaning is that it was a "bad snap"
"Paul you snap the ball like a sandwich"

Ball Like Buddah 

An action. Giving great blowjobs.
Guy: Do you ball like buddah?
Girl: Hellll yeahhh.
Ball Like Buddah by oXxYourMomxXo February 25, 2011

i came in like a wrecking ball 

A sentence used to show the destruction of property, people and/or brain cells
Person 1: oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You look horrible!

Person 2: I came in like a wrecking ball....

Got her Like a bowling ball 

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball
So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.
Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

Like a dog with a burst ball 

To do something with excessive relish and gusto in the manner of a dog playing with one of those cheap plastic soccer balls which has suffered its inevitable puncture.
Get in about her like a dog with a burst ball.