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smile like a donut 

Guy 1: So I told her to get on her knees and smile like a donut. And she did.
Guy 2: Wow, that really works?
Guy 1: EVERY TIME!
smile like a donut by shedamn! October 13, 2008

Smile like a donut 

To make an "O" shape with your mouth originally coined by a man named Adam Johnson.

This can be used as a sexual innuendo toward someone of the opposite sex or to a member of the same sex to signify them to "blow you"

Hung like a donut

When a female possesses that A1 pussy. This phrase is similar to when a male is said to be ''hung like a donkey''.

First used by Morgana Robinson playing Natalie Cassidy on the British TV-show '8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown' in 2018.
Girl 1: ''Girl, I'm so sad. He'll never come back!''
Girl 2: ''Don't worry about that. You're hung like a donut, he'll be back in no time!''

Bend over and smile like a donut 

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.
BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

See you around like a donut. 

Commonly used by faggits, meaning 'please stick your penis in my rectum, and shoot cum up my nose when your finished'.
Hey John, see you around like a donut!

like a fat kid on a donut 

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.
"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."
like a fat kid on a donut by FANNO November 21, 2024