Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts 

An extremely bad hangover.

Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party

Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Looks like school's out! 

Ironical, douche thing to say when a large group of young people show up somewhere all at once. Must be said in a very loud voice so as to be overheard by the young'uns.

Freshly arrived young patrons mill about at Tijuana Flats.
"Looks like school's out!" says douche guy in an ironic tone.
Kids regard douche guy with impotent annoyance.

Looks like school's out! by Charlie H. January 20, 2009

look like somebody’s auntie 

you ugly

person one: AWWW HELLL NAHHH you look like somebody’s auntie

person two: *dead*

look like somebody’s auntie by theone😏 July 20, 2021

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. 

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you. by sdinaz October 23, 2023

like shit out of a cat's mouth 

to be talking absolute ballacks (see ballacks)

Jon: "Yeah man, I'm 11 inches... AROUND"
Laura: "Like shit out of a cat's mouth, mate"

like shit out of a cat's mouth by LozzyStrachs September 8, 2005

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Briollette August 29, 2006