lightning shit
shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well
lightning shit by Slappdat August 17, 2016
Shit lightning
Shit lightning by KillerKristen October 7, 2010
Shitter than Lightning
When something diabolical has happened, in real life, this term helps fellow Mario Kart players know the seriousness of the situation.
Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.
Something worse than "shitter than lava", can only happen after Shitter than Lava has struck once. Shitter than Lightning can strike twice in the same place.
Mate, your car crash was shitter than lava. But the way the insurance dealt with it - was shitter than lightning.
Shitter than Lightning by kevlagnu June 8, 2010
Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out
The act of placing a lighter or other flammable device near ones anus. In the hope for an immense fireball when one farts, and instead soils there pants.
Bob: I heard this was "Lighting them Up, Shitting them out" was fun, you should try it!
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Matt: What does that mean?
Bob: You will find out soon enough. It's really funny!
Matt: OK then. Let's give it a go.
Bob: Good Luck! (Bob steps back, Matt commences the act)
Bob: How was it?
Matt: I'm going to go take a shower, be back in a few hours... (Matt waddles slowly down the hallway)
Lighting them Up, Shitting them Out by ChodyChodmar November 6, 2011