A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths
Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout
by paidcents April 15, 2021
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(Noun)
When someone instantly reacts to you or your ideas in a negative, unaccepting manner, then instantly realizes what they've done and become human again.
Wow dude, that was some bitch-lightning from your wife, you didn't even say anything!
by MageOfSorts January 10, 2021
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Fastest fuck in the galaxy not even Barry Allen could fuck faster
Damn that girl I fucked last night was so loose I lightning fucked her pussy good
by Conundrum cock May 30, 2017
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The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"
My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 19, 2023
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When a male wears silk pajamas without undies to bed, causing static electricity buildup in the groin area.
My friend Fred here once decided to go commando in his silk pajamas. He never does it after a particularly bad case of ball lightning!
by Reixin April 19, 2022
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A really cute shift but not better than Percabeth or solAngelo
Person 1: lightning Mcclean is really cute
Person 2: yes but it’s not the best
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Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 19, 2023
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