any intersection that is a pain in the ass to make it through because the lights are so poorly timed or too quick to change therefore allowing only a few cars to make it through per cycle.

A five street intersection in rush hour is a huge lightmare! light-mare lite-mare

Lightmare by flax64 August 7, 2010

Lightmare

The antonym for “Nightmare”.
Instead of an unpleasant dream that induces negative emotions, it refers to a pleasant, comedic and laugh-inducing dream that causes situations of strong pleasure and comfort; potentially causing the person to wake up later than scheduled.

A: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
B: Why did you laugh? Did you lose it due to 1 of your nightmares?
A: It was not a nightmare, it was a lightmare. The scenes were too funny… XD

Lightmare by MosesC August 24, 2023

Christmas Lightmare

The inevitable tangled mess of Christmas lights.

C'mon-you know what it means... You have had a Christmas Lightmare no matter what your skill.

Christmas Lightmare by The Flower Farm January 1, 2015

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

Lightsaber dick by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

nightmare sans

A black octopus sans who is fueled by negativity.

People like to make the joke they are Mr tentacle hentai
brother is a yellow positive cupcake

Who's your favorite sans?
yo, Nightmare Sans

nightmare sans by TheDarkPieceOfShit September 21, 2019

Lord of nightmares

Progenitor of chaos and vengeance. The anonymous enemy, the unknown artist of freedom. the son of sin. whatever you wish to call him, junior the forbidden one. “Junifer Morningsnout” is a true force of nature who derives from the unknown which is partly what makes him incredibly terrifying.

he can look very innocent and Beautiful but he’s NOT what you think he is. Fair warning to anyone who crosses paths with him, can be trans on rare occasions.

Known also as “the master of ambiguity”

J has an appetite for destruction that nothing can satisfy, as said by anyone who’s ever met him/her

The lord of nightmares seeks to subjugate the world and have it at his mercy, for no one is above his wrath

Within junior lies no forgiveness and if angered or wronged then he/she will know why they call him the “lord of nightmares”

“I am the son, the darkness and the fire, for no one comes to the beak except through Me” -junior, lord of nightmares

Lord of nightmares is junior’s title

Lord of nightmares by XxMajesticallyImpossibleXx January 19, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026