YouTubal Ligation 

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.

"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."

YouTubal Ligation by Jill A. February 9, 2008

YouTube-al Ligation 

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

YouTube-al Ligation by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

libation 

A beverage, especially an alcoholic beverage

Samrat had many libations this past weekend

libation by The Jerz February 6, 2006

libationist 

A person that spends a keen amount of attention and energy on knowing the ingredients of their liquor, the proper preparation of cocktails and finds great enjoyment in top-notch ingredients and exemplary preparation in addition to back story and knowing the brewers, distillers and bartenders who create those drinks.

A libationist is not necessarily a drink snob, only enjoying specialty and/or liquor items difficult to obtain and/or expensive drinks; though, that is a variety of libationist and probably the most common or at least easy to spot in a bar.

Because he was a libationist, he liked to collect orphan barrel bourbons and only drink them on special occasions.

libationist by CmdrTrekk December 21, 2014

libation 

The pouring of a (usually alcoholic)beverage in memory of deceased friends and or family (i.e. homies.)

LIBATIONS! *pouring Jager off the balcony*

libation by Erin Wellman April 16, 2005

Ligtionary 

Ligtionary is by definition a Chinese Urban dictionary for people who need help plonouncing thing ploperly. It's root word stems from Ligz as a Chinese slang for Nigz (because they have ploblems plonouncing words) and Dictionary. Thus --> Ligz + Dictionary = Ligtionary!

McLigz: Hey BoLigz, i wanting to find definition of Ligz but no find lor?
BoLigz: Ai McLigz, u must need to using the Ligtionary for Chi-lee defilition.

Ligtionary by Jorge-Pablo Fernandez April 22, 2006

libations 

libations are ritual pourings of drinks as an offering to a god.

Papi: "What are you doing tonight?"
Pete Dick: "The usual, jacking for beats and enjoying a couple libations."
Papi: "I am in, where at?"
Pete Dick: "The Kirk Hotel!"

libations by Pete Dick March 12, 2008