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Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.
Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy
Liftocracy by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022
A small town in Northern Hendricks County, Indiana that is surrounded by none other than corn and farmland. It is known for having a balanced combination between white trash fat asses, and wanna be ghetto punks. It is also notorious for drug trafficking that law enforcement is either unaware of, or careless about. If you like annoying wanna be hicks with stacks on their diesel trucks, or you absolutely love drugs, Lizton is for you.
"You know that apartment building in Lizton?'
"Yeah."
"Did you know it's filled with cannabis?"
Lizton by SirMcLongFinger August 21, 2013

steady liftin 

The act of lifting weights or working out on a consistent and regular basis for the purpose of achieving ones fitness related goals. The phrase "Steady Liftin" has been popularized by the Steady Liftin' Apparel company who designs and sells fitness themed clothing.
Wow! Jeff is really starting to look muscular and defined! He's definitely Steady Liftin' and it shows!

Ego lifting 

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.
John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.
Ego lifting by properliftingman August 29, 2010
Word of the Day on August 9, 2024

Lipton Dip

The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.)
"Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this round of Halo 3, hows that Lipton Dip tasting?
Lipton Dip by Chrix and A!ex December 22, 2007

olympic lifting 

A competition of physical strength involving two lifts: the Clean & Jerk and the Snatch.
Note:
Powerlifting is not the same as Olympic Lifting.
olympic lifting by Colin Geazy March 31, 2008