A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

Waking up with a HardOn is also known as a Morning Lift-Off

Morning Lift-Off by HeadCandy February 20, 2009

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fart lift off

(Spanish) When you fart so hard you literally take off from your seat

My head really hurts. It started yesterday when I smashed my head against the ceiling after a fart lift off

fart lift off by Jose the crack smuggler April 27, 2004

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lunar lift-off

Two people stand butt to butt and fart simultaneously. Performing this on the moon while naked can result in forces capable of granting the human body an escape velocity from the lunar surface.

My coworker and I had a lunar lift-off that could rival the Apollo missions.

lunar lift-off by Hope Fully August 18, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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