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lifesaver 

1.makes you the happiest person in the world
2.saves your life by telling you good news or good information
Kiera your my lifesaver!
Omgosh you are such a lifesaver!!
lifesaver by stiney June 11, 2006

lifestory 

When a person gives a more detailed explenation of a situation/opinion than people actually care for.
"Sorry i was a bit late today i had to take my cat to the vets" (that would be an ideal place to stop) but then if the person goes into a 5 minute story about whats wrong with there cat, vet insurance, what the vet looked like, how long it took ect ect.. then the relpy would be

"OMG lifestory"
lifestory by Bobertybob January 15, 2009

lifesaver 

1. A friend or any other person who just helped you in an emergency or difficult situation

2. Generally, a reliable friend who you can always count on to help you out or to say yes when you ask for a favor
Thank you so much for fixing my car, man, you're a real lifesaver!
lifesaver by via-44 July 30, 2012

LifeSavers 

LifeSavers, a delicious candy.

Comes in hard and soft.
LifeSavers comes in all different colo(u)rs, they're good to chew, eat and/or bite.
LifeSavers by Mysti March 11, 2008

cherry lifesaver 

Occurs after oral sex follows standard vaginal sex, while the female is on her period. Traces of blood remain on the penis after sex, and result in a red colored ring around the mouth during oral. This ring will often solidify after several hours and can result in a distinctive red ring.
Jessica got smashed and woke up with a cherry lifesaver this morning.
cherry lifesaver by scuffacious October 25, 2009

Gummy lifesaver

The external opening at the lower end of the large bowel; the anus. Nicknamed for its (usual) stretchiness and comparable size to that of a lifesaver of the chewy kind.
Did Christopher try to touch your gummy lifesaver again? It's so unprofessional when he does that.