lifes a cunt then you die

Existence is futile and the only certain fact in life is that you will die. Life is one grinding disappointment after the next until death.

Dave has been sacked from work, deep in depression has come to the conclusion that he was deluding himself before and not to expect anything from life as lifes a cunt then you die.

lifes a cunt then you die by Insignificant eddie June 10, 2011

lifes.a.bender

a famous instagram page that started as ironic shitposting & memes but is developing into a critique of modern day culture and what it means to be a post-coming of age girlie dealing with the trials of love, sex, bad music, drugs and skater boys

do you follow lifes.a.bender? it’s my favorite account

lifes.a.bender by internetgrl888 August 23, 2021

Lifes a salad and ima toss it 

Controlling life

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it

Lifes a salad and ima toss it by Swagg Daddy September 26, 2011

lifes 1 joy 

memes

lifes 1 joy is memes

lifes 1 joy by killerkid123 October 19, 2019

lifes mosh 

the cussing befor a fight

girl1:shut the fuck up befor i smash you !
girl2:are you dumb come here
(random girl); Oh man lifes moshh

lifes mosh by LovelyGhee June 21, 2009

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers 

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers by baglady2713 July 4, 2018

lifes good 

a electronic brand, full of tvs, remotes etc.

person 1: wow we have a lifes good tv
person 2: yeah its cool
person 3: shut the fuck up its great not cool
person 4: hey lets not have a fight here

lifes good by Popp Hunna May 12, 2021