life tit 

the tits of life. Often uneven and saggy casued by time. Only fun when people are sucking on them.

"aw man, sucked on a pair of life tits the other night, it was a good time!"

life tit by courtakertit August 18, 2011

sucking on the tit of life 

Living Life To The Fullest

To Get Some Huge Tits In Bed

"Man, life is great, I'm sucking on the tit of life!"

"Wow, I was with Marissa last night sucking on the tit(s) of life."

sucking on the tit of life by -=+ n4s +=- | I'm Ecstatic! June 28, 2006

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm by John0032 November 12, 2022

sweet titty life 

An expression that is a synonym to “awesome” or “This makes me happy”. Can also be equated to “life is good”.

Friend: I heard we are still going to have that party tomorrow!

You: Sweet titty life!!!

sweet titty life by LeahWould August 23, 2018

tits of life 

battery indicater on mobile phone

"I've only got two tits of life on my phone"

tits of life by jon November 1, 2003