life event

A Facebook term used to describe entering into an ill-judged "relationship" that will last, on average, three weeks.

*insert name* likes your life event

life event by Chids April 20, 2015

evening of his life 

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass

That was the evening of his life.

evening of his life by ShrtysSk8er April 21, 2004

evening of his life 

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

evening of his life by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! 

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life! by anonymous November 20, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004