life alert

something every senior citizen should have

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!

by osnap kevin January 29, 2009

life-alert

a really old lady

"granny next door is a total life-alert."

by nateeeboo December 31, 2009

life alert and chill

It means when older people are having sex.

My mom broke her hip cause of her life alert and chill date

by Mystiqueopal November 10, 2015

Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025