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You try to tell me u love life, then find another way to kill life
by WARISGOOD May 19, 2003
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If you wanna live life, go with the moment. Don't plan everything out, it will all play out in the end. Once you over plan, it's usually less appreciated then you expected. Don't make mistakes a regret, life goes on shit happens.
"Today was terrible!"
-"Yeah that's Life"
by EikciVYarrP. September 11, 2011
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If you are looking this up, you don't have one.
Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.
by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013
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What you have if you're able to move, breathe, have consciousness, etc. It's about a total of 100 years filled with challenges, before you die. Most die before 100 though, but very few can survive longer (see Centenarian). It is a tough time when you can have so many challenges thrown at you. Failure to complete the below challenges might be caused by a neurological disorder, some other disease, disorder, or syndrome, or premature death. I'm guessing death is some sort of bonus with a prize afterwards (like heaven or afterlife, if you die in old age). If you're dead prematurely (like with suicide or another incident), you might just be reincarnated. I hope hell and eternal oblivion aren't real.
Succeeding at life 101
By age 2 , success is: Being able to walk and talk without help
By age 4, success is: Not having to wear diapers
By age 8, success is: Having friends
By age 12, success is: Contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 16, success is: Having a partner (girl/boyfriend)
By age 17, success is: Having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 18, success is: Controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 19, success is: Living independently
By age 20, success is: Being able to have sex (can be reached before age 18 though)
By age 25, success is: Being involved in a career
By age 30, success is: Being married and having kids
By age 50, success is: Still being married and having kids
By age 52, success is: Still being involved in a career
By age 53, success is: Still being able to have sex
By age 60, success is: Still living independently
By age 63, success is: Still controlling your life, making own decisions
By age 65, success is: Still having a driver's license, having a job, and having your own money
By age 70, success is: Still having a partner
By age 74, success is: Still contacting friends on your cell phone
By age 75, success is: Still having friends
By age 80, success is: Still not being dead yet
By age 88, success is: Still not having to wear diapers
By age 92, success is: Still being able to walk and talk without help
By age 100, success is: STILL not being dead yet
by Steve820 May 30, 2016
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The thing that occurs when you're able to move, eat, sleep, etc. Quite unlike death strangely. It also tests your intelligence, strength, and willpower. If you've passed most or all of the below milestones, you have passed the life test. Causes of failure to pass the test or not being able to reach milestones on time include, but are not limited to: being diagnosed with a form of neurological or developmental disorder (ex. depression, bipolar, schizophrenia, ADHD, autism, down syndrome, etc.), diagnosed with a physical disorder/disease, dying prematurely by means of suicide or other reason, or being sentenced to a prison for life.
Total: 24
Success at life: 18+

Success at 3 is: Being able to talk and walk-no help.
Success at 4 is: Not wetting or shitting yourself constantly.
Success at 8 is: Having friends.
Success at 12 is: Contacting your friends on your own cell phone other than playing games or using other apps.
Success at 16 is: Having a true partner (girlfriend or boyfriend at this age).
Success at 17 is: Having a driver's license, having a job, and having money.
Success at 20 is: Living independently.
Success at 21 is: Constantly having sex.
Success at 23 is: Being involved in a chosen career.
Success at 30 is: Being married.
Success at 32 is: Having kids living with you and a fully-functional family.
Success at 50 is: Still having kids living with you and a fully-functional family.
Success at 52 is: Still being married.
Success at 53 is: Still being involved in a chosen career.
Success at 55 is: Still being able to have sex.
Success at 64 is: Still living independently.
Success at 65 is: Still having a driver's license, having a job, and having money.
Success at 70 is: Still having a true partner.
Success at 73 is: Still contacting people on your own cell phone other than playing games or using other apps.
Success at 76 is: Still having friends.
Success at 82 is: Still not being dead yet.
Success at 90 is: Still not wetting or shitting yourself constantly.
Success at 93 is: Still being able to talk and walk-no help.

Success at 100 is: STILL not being dead yet.
by Steve820 June 05, 2016
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What You Make It
1.) If you are an person with a predisposition that everything sucks, you will believe your life sucks.

2.) The Middle. If you are a person with a predisposition that maybe not everything sucks, then you will find certain things about life aren't too bad.

3.) If you are a person with a predisposition that everything in life is awesome, then you are nuts.
by Jlloyd22881 September 20, 2009
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Being unable to escape the unnecessary systems of hierarchy.
Wherever you go, however successful you become, there's always someone doing better. That's just how life works.
by TheDavid02 October 20, 2010
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