an invisible green blob that follows you around
vivian- what is life
cecily- a green blob
vivian- what?
cecily- proove me wrong
by Tyne October 13, 2004
life, a definition almost not definable. Life is full of disapointments, joy, hurt, and finally death but what does it all mean? no one can really answer this. Life is so meaningless! why?! why are we here? are we not suposed to do something other then the blue print our parents and goverment have planned for us? We have one life, one chance to do everything because it doesnt who you are or what you accomplished...death does not care and where all going to have the same faith.
"What is the meaning of life?"

"I hate my life! why am I here?"
by Ty-stein May 05, 2008
Life is unfair. It's completely random. Most of all, life is meaningless. What is the point of it? You live, you die. What's the point of working hard in life - it means nothing.
Do what you love - enjoy life. What other reason could there possibly be for life existing other than to enjoy it? Do everything, take risks. Life is so meaningless and short-term that what does it matter what you do in it? Do what you can to make a difference or change something or be remembered, otherwise your life will end and it will really have meant nothing. Do what you love and remember that life has no purpose. The world will end one day and so will life, so make the most of it now and try and help make life as happy for everyone as you can.
Life means nothing. It ends having not changed anything. Love life, but don't worry about things because sooner or later you die and it will mean nothing.
by willa wonka March 23, 2008
You're born, you die.
Life is the shit that happens in between.
I need to get a life.
by sublime1234 February 06, 2009
Life is what you make of it. Do you want to live like your going to forever? Do it! Do you want to drink like your 21? Go ahead! Nothing is stopping you from living the life you want. Go out there and make the best of it instead of eating Oreos and being on Urban Dictionary all day
My diagnosis of life was on November 16, 1992, and I'm going to make the best of it.
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006
Parents say "it is what you make it", but you can't make much of it when you can't do anything becuase they won't let you, and when yu bring up what they say, you get grounded
Unlike the game, boring and stupid
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7

when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom

when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.

when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.

when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.

when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
screwy aint it??????????????/
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005

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