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a sexually transmitted disease that always results in death. there is no known cure
life is not fair. sometimes dreams dont come true, sometimes you are not the hero of the story of ur own life, and sometimes ppl die before they are supposed to. life is not fair... but 'fair' has nothing to do with who you are inside, what you dream about, who you love, and what you stand for. life cannot touch that, war cannot touch that, and doctors cannot touch that
by mycowmoos March 07, 2011
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the most pointless and answerless word of BS on the planet. nothing positive comes out of it. when you look at it... really look at it its all negative...go ahead look back i'll give you a minute... you back? good was i right. i probaly was.
life: i was born into poverty. i grew up into poverty. because of the system (and poverty) i didn't get into college. i remain in poverty. i indulge myself in the illusion of love. i die in poverty.
by no point in details March 18, 2009
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the longest thing you will ever have to do
life is short

It's the longest thing you will ever have to do, BANDIT!
by AAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEE January 08, 2007
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life, a definition almost not definable. Life is full of disapointments, joy, hurt, and finally death but what does it all mean? no one can really answer this. Life is so meaningless! why?! why are we here? are we not suposed to do something other then the blue print our parents and goverment have planned for us? We have one life, one chance to do everything because it doesnt who you are or what you accomplished...death does not care and where all going to have the same faith.
by Ty-stein May 05, 2008
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an STD ur mom contracts and passes on to u. terminal. also, see bullshit
dude, life sucks ass, wanna get run over by a train?
by 379 April 05, 2005
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1.)Entertainment for God.
2.) Someone you can blame all troubles on
by sekai October 25, 2003
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