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1) Life is a horrible time in which finally ends at death... Unfortantly it doesn't end soon enough

2) Something the rich(2nd-1st class) complain about, and the poor(3rd) strife.

3) Something God(I'm a God freak, so what?) gave us and we destroy. And not only with drugs and alcohol. TV, computer(my flaw!), bad language, public school, the list goes on

4) Something that I have not experianced... I'm writing in the Urban Dictionary, spend my days online... I mean, come on!
1) Don't worry about life, friend. Another day you live, closer to death you are!

2) Reg teen girl: "Life sucks!"
Me: "There are people living off of what you through out into the trash! Try living before you complain about it!"

3) Dude with a death wish: "I'm going to kill myself!"
me: "Why? God gave us life to live? Why end it before you're time."
Dude: "Grow up, kid. Then you'll know there is not God."
Me: " :/ "

4) That stupid red teen girl agn!: "Life sucks!"
Me: "Wouldn't know. Don't got one."

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The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.
If you're reading this you're experiencing life, and the only alternative is death.
by Tooliteral October 12, 2009

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The silliest expression of god's bent sense of humor possible.
Hmm, lets see... how can I fuck humankind over everywhichway and then make them act against all their inborn impulses and needs?

I got it. I won't let them know what happens after their life is done. And, I'll make an afterlife contingent on believing in me only because of a story. Kind of like someone believes in the tooth fairy. But, adults will need to believe in the crazy story too! The story will make no rational sense at all.

Yep, that's it.
by AimforAwesome May 18, 2008

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an expensive product you can buy at the life store
Jimmy and I went to the life store to purchase a life for his little brother
by Anoonymous May 10, 2008

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For any system to be considered a life form, it must meet the following criteria:

1. It must be able to react to its environment beyond simple physical properties
2. It must be able to regulate its internal environment (Homeostasis)
3. It must be able to maintain it self without outside instruction
4. It must require energy to operate
5. It must be able to, on a population level, reproduce

A dog is a form of life
by Jonathan Bass February 27, 2008

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Proper noun; the entity that is responsible for every series of events that leads to a person's misfortune; Life often arranges for something bad or inconvient to occur precisely when you least expect it, can least afford, or when everything is going perfectly; often leads to HOL followed by DSB
"Life... that bitch got me again."

"Oh Life, you win this time."

"I just paid off my Malibu mansion, new Maserati, and then all of a sudden "BAM!" Life strikes again. I caught my girlfriend being fingercuffed."
by Jacob Bl June 04, 2007

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life's what you make it
-Talk Talk
life could be anything, some of it's how you're brought up and the rest is up to you.
by superflychick June 03, 2006

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a brand of cereal. and a magazine
i was sitting at the table eating a bowl of life cereal and reading life magazine.
by Butthole Man September 14, 2005

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