</life> 

The end tag to <life>.

Me: John was playing frogger and had a horrible accident leaving him in a somewhat less lively position....we put </life> on his tombstone.

Mom: that's what he would have wanted.

</life> by Mr FigglyBoBo September 2, 2009

JETSET LIFE HACKS 

A list of 33 success patterns into used to consistently create real tangible positive results and effortlessly overcome all challenges, create real-lasting generational wealth and improve your overall quality of life. These 33 jetset life hacks can be learned quickly as an automatic consequence of raising one's level of consciousness which is merely simply guaranteed by just becoming aware of the list. The list was created by Josh King Madrid aka JetSetFly, who has devoted the five years of his life to learning, practicing, and teaching others about the success patterns that millionaires, professional athletes, celebrities, and geniuses all share.

TImmy: My life sucks man, I wish there was a way to use cheat-codes in real life to become successful.
TheBlondeJon: There is. The cheat codes are known as JETSET LIFE HACKS. Stop being a dummy and read it.

JETSET LIFE HACKS by piaheza September 29, 2022

Bar Life 

When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.

Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.

This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.

Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.

Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?

Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!

Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.

Bar Life by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 6, 2020

Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?

Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!

Before my life began (BMLB) by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 27, 2022

Irish Life Experience 

The most amazing high school summer study abroad program in Ireland EVER! An incredible experience and four weeks of pure bliss.

The students had a blast on the Irish Life Experience.

Irish Life Experience by IrishLifeExp February 4, 2010

JETSET LIFE 

JETSET LIFE is a type of lifestyle accessible to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They get to do whatever they like, travel where ever they like, whenever they like, with who ever they like, for as long as they like. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades. Everyone's dream Instagram life is just another day for the JETSET LIFE. The term has resurfaced again in popularity over the years after JetSetFly went viral for being rich af

Jake Paul: Damn bro! Did you see how big Drake’s plane is? It’s literally a hotel in the sky.
Andrew Tate: Thats not a plane bro. Thats a fuckin jet. A big fuckin jet.
Jake Paul: Yeah, true that. What do you even do when you own a jet like that?
Andrew Tate: You live the fucking JETSET life bro! Drive fast cars, date hot babes, travel every inch of the spinning rock & stay at 5-star hotels, what do you mean! A better question is what can you not do with a jet like that?!
Jake Paul: your right bro, mark my words one day I’ll be living the JETSET life too.
Andrew Tate: No doubt bro, I’ll catch you though. It’s time for me to JetSetFly out of here, I gotta hot bitch to smash tonight.

JETSET LIFE by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

Life finds a way of not finding a way. by The_ALCH January 24, 2021