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an old lesbian, esp. one with outdated MO; inferring a dinosaur-like status
I thought Sheryl was setting me up with a hottie, but I ended up spending the evening with some ol' lickalottapus.
by Jaytex March 11, 2003
What you get when you cross a lesbian and a dinosaur.
OMG, did you see that lickalottapus? It's a real monster! And that damsel in distress the lickalottapus was going after? She was a real screamer!
by My psoudonym II April 02, 2010