lick my balls and call me trevor

An expression used when people are surprised or shocked. The name Trevor is just one of a number of names that can be used at the end of the phrase.

"Hey John, a rubber came in the post for you today"
"Well lick my balls and call me trevor, I wasn't expecting that until Thursday!

by MR-Kirkup August 23, 2007

Lick my balls and call me Skippy

A term of great surprise, usually yelled and used without conscious thought.

Normal:What you get on your test retard

Retard: An A+

Normal:LICK MY BALLS AND CALL ME SKIPPY!!!

by chucknorrisx10000000 September 6, 2010

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

by lfre’s man October 1, 2023

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 11, 2020

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.