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libidotomy 

a self-induced procedure usually after a nasty breakup or divorce leaving your heart and world shattered into a million pieces. Symptoms include: increased apathy and passivity to sex, inability to concentrate during sex, and decreased emotional response to sex; basically nothing and no one turns you on.
Laurey: WTF is up with Liz? That Jake Gyllenhaal look-alike is all over her and she is just staring into space.

Rebecca: She must of got a libidotomy with that nasty divorce of hers!
libidotomy by poser1212 March 8, 2011
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libotomy 

li-bot-uh-mee noun, plural libotomies.
adjective, libotomized.

1. Listed in the DSMV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) as the after effect of liberal radicalization.
2. the act of joining any supremacist organization (such as Antifa, BLM, Islam, KKK, or the DNC.)
I’m sorry, but trying to go through life with a libotomy just doesn’t work for me.
He was libotomized immediately after joining Antifa, converted to Islam, and refused to stand for the national anthem from that moment forward.
libotomy by The Trump Advisor November 3, 2017
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Libotomy 

1. Reduction in brain functions from ingesting aggressive liberal rhetoric.
1. Ever since Jerry recieved his CNN libotomy, he hasn't said one relevant thing.

2. Rachel Maddow has performed millions of libotomys, turning fringe leftist citizens in to full blown libotimites.
Libotomy by The LiquorSwines October 12, 2018