A big man with a small penis, typically also with an over sized ego and a god complex. In some instances, a 'li rick il' will have both male and female genitalia.
Susan: "Oh god, last night I went home with a total li rick il.."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
Emily: "That's a shame, at least it's over now"
Susan: "I suppose, I mean it was just so tiny, it barely went in two millimeters!"
Emily: "Don't worry suze, today we'll go find you a real man with a cock bigger than an apricot and an ego smaller than neptune."
by DA monger September 3, 2009
Get the li rick ilmug.