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LHP = Left Hand Path

Left hand path is in the western esoteric tradition believed to be the evil path, equating black magic. It's opposite is the right hand path, which stands for white magic.

The shortcut can be found in Danzig's 2010 album "Deth Red Sabaoth"
LHP is the road I'm on, if you'd like you can come along
just make sure that it's what you want, and your will is strong
LHP by Maarosh October 19, 2010
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John: Hey dude what's that over there?

Mary: Oh that's the new LHP... he's in 3rd year... hairy for a 15 year old girl, eh?!
LHP by De Dog January 20, 2009
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LHP is the short form of Little Happy Peach which refers to a white girl with lavender hair. LHP2 is the less popular form of LHP referring to Little Happy Peeled Peach.
- Hey! Have you seen the LHP today!?

- Oh yeah!!! She’s up there doing assignments. She’s got her hair shaved!
LHP by Themanofhim December 3, 2019
The cast of jersey shore LHPH's
LHPH by Prim0 February 4, 2010

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026