leuenberger 

A queer assed bitch dude with zero game and an extremely small package.

That Leuenberger couldn't get laid in a morgue with a fist full of fifties.

leuenberger by @#$ August 4, 2007

leonberger 

a large dog of a breed typically having a golden coat, produced by crossing a St. Bernard and a Newfoundland. It’s a BFG (Big Friendly Giant)

Is that a bear? Or a lion?
No that’s a leonberger my fuckin dog 🐕

leonberger by DaniEtty April 11, 2019