lesbotically challenged 

a term for when a closeted gay woman cannot bring herself to act on her desires

My aunt said that she stopped being lesbotically challenged when she skipped school one day and went to see “Thelma and Louise” – where she realized “Something crossed-over inside her, and she couldn't go back.”

lesbotically challenged by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 18, 2013

lesboss 

When you are a lesbian and a girlboss #lesboss

I hate straight people I only like lesbosses

lesboss by Purrrrslay October 14, 2021

Lesbos 

This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.

According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'

An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.

Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.

Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"

Lesbos by Wizards Sleeve July 15, 2008

lesbotronic 

Something that is really awesome, in a lesbian kind way. Something that is uber lesbian, and it usually has a positive connotation.

"That Tegan and Sara concert was lesbotronic!"

"wow, your rainbow shirt is very lesbotronic"

"that's freakin lesbotronic!"

"You're so lesbotronic"

"That movie was so lesbotronic"

lesbotronic by Diamanda Graves July 7, 2008

lesbotard 

A lesbian and a retard combined. Someone who is acting in a matter that is considered slow and worthy of being called a lesbo.

A put down that can be used in most context.

"That girl was all over me dude." Adam
"What are you talking abour she clearly thought you were a lesbotard."Nick

"Why are we stuck at the mall with your brother?"John
"My parents are lesbotards and make me take him everywhere."Ashely

lesbotard by NickA. September 23, 2008

lesbotics

The art and practice of lesbianism.

Dude, you should have seen Tammy and Candy last night pashing, they were getting into some heavy lesbotics.

lesbotics by JiminyCricket101 June 13, 2007

Lesbotaur 

A plus-sized lesbian with septum piercings, often has blue hair.

person : What are the piercings for?
Lesbotaur : That's how i express myself as a nonbinary lesbian.
person : Lmao more like as a Lesbotaur.
Lesbotaur: admin mod

Lesbotaur by 6 moad 9 October 21, 2021