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Lesbian dance theory 

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.
"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro
Lesbian dance theory by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian 

The only insult worse than ur mom gay
Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

Lesbian Jesus 

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.
Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus
Lesbian Jesus by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex
I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.
bambi lesbian by delishdelish December 27, 2016

Demi Lesbian 

Demi Lesbian is when someone is demisexual and a lesbian. A girl who doesn't experience sexual attraction to another girl unless they form a strong emotional connection with her.
Him: I'd do her. Would you do her?

Her: She's beautiful but I'd need to get to know them before I'd even consider that. I'm a demi lesbian.

Him: Oh yeah, you need an emotional bond.
Demi Lesbian by Tazyy May 9, 2017

useless lesbian 

A lesbian who can’t take a hint that another girl likes her, no matter how obvious it is.
Alayna: So Carla always kisses me on the cheek as a greeting, always holds my hand when we walk together in a hallway, gives me pet names like “sweetums” and “babe,” wants to rent an apartment together and get a dog, and then once she straddled me and said she thought I was adorable. I just have no idea if she likes me back!

Kayleigh: You’re such a useless lesbian, Alayna
useless lesbian by Sardonyxx July 25, 2018