Noun: (opposite of a twinkie) someone who is caucasian that acts more like an asian person than a caucasian person
Bro my white friend John is a total lemon bar. He's got more loyalty points at Haidilao than my asian family combined. He also has a serious case of yellow fever.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'