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John Leguizamo

A mind beyond genius, who could create the next best thing in any field he/she chooses, but chooses not to create anything but art because anything else would go against the ultimate truth he/she realizes at around the age of 4. While a John Leguizamo is typically ethnic, white people tend both to fear and desire a John Leguizamo because with all their literature they can't understand how something so brown can be so genetically superior. A John Leguizamo is often misunderstood as a narcissist because he/she is simply honest about his/her ability. Furthermore, a John Leguizamo realizes early on, that objective honesty is not only possible, but the only true signifier of courage in modern civilization and the only way toward world peace.
1) "Stop talking to me like you're a John Leguizamo. You're just a human bro."
2) "I went out on a date last night, and holy smokes, I actually fell in love. This girl is a real life baby John Leguizamo."
John Leguizamo by crsalvador November 21, 2018
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John Leguizombie 

What happens when John Leguizamo turns into a zombie. Specifically in the movie "Land of the Dead."
Person: Hey look! It's John Leguizombie!
John Leguizombie: BRAINS...
John Leguizombie by Danny Boyd July 26, 2005

Legitamonsters 

When something is super legit.
Keyon: "You sure?"
Ki: "Dude! Legit! It's legitamonsters!"

Leguizamoed 

Any movie with John Leguizamo is going to suck.
Ex: Die Hard 2, Executive Decision, Spawn, Kick-Ass 2, Super Mario Bros.

John: How was Kick-Ass 2?
Mike: I got fucking leguizamoed!
John: That bad?
Mike: I'll cut off my nuts with a rusty saw blade before I watched it again.
John: Could've just said yes
Leguizamoed by DM Zero April 14, 2014

Leguizamon 

Huge Argentinian upper class family. Known for being humble and classy. They mostly live in gated communities in Argentina or abroad. They come from The spanish nobility and most of them work as politicians or businessmen allthough a lot of them simply live off their families. They have some controversy for being corrupt and secretivley supporting the old military dictatorship. There are around 4000 members of the Leguizamon family.
Juan Manuel Leguizamon is a real champ
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026