legiznit 

legitimate; cool; swell
Taken from "legit" and "shiznit",
"Legit" being an abbreviation of "legitimate" (meaning genuine) and "shiznit" being a modified version of "shit" (usually with a positive connotation.)

Guy 1: (plays A natural)
Guy 2: Is that a legit a natural?
Guy 1: Yeah, it's legiznit! It's legiznit to the hizzle!
Guy 2: ... I don't think that you believe that those are actual words.

legiznit by heterosexualrainbow May 25, 2010

Legianity 

The best religion ever. Legians worship legs. The sacred text is the dictionary because it has the whole Bible in it just not in the right order. Bless Hubert and may David bestow good luck on you.

"what's your religion?"
"I worship Legianity."

Legianity by __Turkey_Leg__ May 31, 2018

Leginity 

Short for "leg virginity". You lose your leginity when someone strokes your leg for the first time - you have a left leginity on the left leg, and a right leginity on the right leg.

"I lost my left leginity to Tom ages ago but I still have my right leginity! Jodie, stroke me!"

Leginity by Holly January 14, 2004

Legitnitude 

An great quantity of legitness

No sarcasm here, only legitnitude

Legitnitude by Tup5 June 9, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016