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Legitimilf

In today's age, MILF's can be quite young due to the influx of young mothers. This has spawned a new elite kind of MILF, the Legitimilf, whom is usually older than 30 but remains very attractive. This term has come about due to there being to many young mothers who are naturally attractive. Legitimilf's must work to stay attractive due to being slightly older, many refer to the need to work at attractiveness as reaching the "downhill slope". By maintaining attractiveness on the "downhill slope" the Legitimilf's have earnt their elite status.

When the "downhill slope" becomes to steep the woman has reached her "Milf-by-date"
EXAMPLE 1:
Erica: "OMG did you hear Stacey's just had a baby?"
James: "Wow she's like a total MILF now!"
Keith: "Dude have you seen HER mum though, now that my friends is a Legitimilf."

EXAMPLE 2:
Hilary Duff is a boring MILF. Reese Witherspoon and Kate Hudson are Legitimilf's. Stifler's Mom has reached her Milf-by-date.
Legitimilf by Porcelain Patroller August 14, 2012
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legitifuck

To have sexual intercourse with a person who was not drunk.
Amy went over to Cory's last night and they legitifucked. Not a single drop of liquer was sipped.
legitifuck by Cory Rose March 13, 2008

legitifail 

1) a fail of extreme proportions
2) a legit fail, similar to an epic fail
Friend 1: Dude we were so high we called her mom and asked if she had any weed.
Friend 2: Wow, legitifail
legitifail by tiarox15 December 2, 2009

Legitimidget 

An honest to god Legitimate Midget, with a big head, short legs/arms and a long torso. Not just a very small/short person
Hey, don't bag on that legitimidget for stealing that handicapped spot! He has no choice but to be nose level with assholes for the rest of his life!
Legitimidget by ryeguythefryguy September 12, 2010

Legititit 

"Damn, she has a great rack."
"I know dude, and they legitititties."
Legititit by BestWordMakerUpper September 28, 2009

Legitimi 

The scientific plural of legitimate. Used when something is SO legit it deserves a plural!
DUDE TONY! Those NY strips were legitimi!!!
Legitimi by harry3829293 April 28, 2010

Legitidick 

A man/male whom does not reward women with sex. Derived from the words 'legitimate' and 'dick'.

Antonym: legiticlit
Mary: "Wow, this dude is legitidick!"

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Mark: "He ain't legitidick!"

Dan: "How come?"

Mark: "He cheated on Pamela."
Legitidick by February 9, 2018