A theory of emergent rights which states that as human beings; we are all one person in different bodies.

The legal FOUNDATION of postmodernism..
Legal frequentism argues that our bodies--not minds--are responsible for our sundry behaviors. This indicates that we are legally but not morally liable for our actions since we did not choose our individual bodies.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"

"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
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Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.

Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.

You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.
Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.

Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.

SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.
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The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.
Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.
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CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.
Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.
by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013
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A person in his/her late 20's or older dating someone aged 16-18 years old.
- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
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