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Turns Left 

If you are talking to someone....and they start going off for no reason and making the conversation bigger than it needs to be.... Then they TURN LEFT OR TURNS LEFT...meaning they TURN the conversation in the wrong direction...left....instead of keeping the conversation "Right".... They TURN LEFT!
Example 1: "I'm about to go talk to her but if she Turns left...I'm bout to let her know all about it."
Example 2: "You're gonna go talk to her? What if she turn left?"
Turns Left by ChrisAngel May 1, 2016
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Detroit left turn

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle in a left turn lane immediately turns left once the traffic signal turns green, regardless of whether it is a delayed green.
Passenger- "Look at all those oncoming cars that we'll have to wait for."
Driver- "I say we pull a Detroit left turn once the light turns green."

Massachusetts Left Turn 

A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.

Left turn Larry 

Term referring to a person who holds up an entire line of traffic while waiting to turn left at an intersection
I bet I'm gonna have to wait here at this light for another 5 minutes! Left turn Larry is up there making everone late for work!
Left turn Larry by Dave IROC-Z January 17, 2009
An unexpected change in events.
"Once she drank her third drink, the evening took a left turn."
Left Turn by poonuts September 24, 2011

russian left turn

When someone decides to turn left at an intersection while not in the left hand turn lane (i.e. center lane). This usually results in some getting crashed into. Popularized by russian dash cam footage
β€œStupid bitch didnt’t shoulder check, pulled a russian left turn and slammed right into me”
The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free foodπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn
left turn by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020