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Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"
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Leenders 

A hit-and-run with a Mitsubishi Colt
My teacher pulled a Leenders at a kindergarten yesterday. All were pronounced dead at the scene.
Leenders by NameJeff_mk2 January 14, 2020
To take the L so hard that Steven J. Leone comes out and hits a fat turnover on you
"Yo did you see Jason gettin' fucking smacked by that sped kid?"
" Ya i heard he got Leoned"
Leoned by CHADVAPE December 4, 2018
Girl with fake boobs and an absolute dump truck of an ass… also hangs out with homeless-looking guy, and a grifty used Tesla salesman.
Damn, Leenda was on RichRebuilds again… she must be clapping cheeks with Uncle Rich
leenda by JBLDude November 23, 2021

Leaned out 

To have drank so much syrupyou are no longer fucked upyou're leaned out.
Say cuz, yu leaned out?"Man, i'm leaned the fuck out cuz"
Leaned out by yurbeauty December 9, 2008
The name applied to a new IRC network created under the "freenode.com" domain after a hostile takeover by new ownership, which involved destroying all old servers/accounts/etc.
I was confused why nobody was talking or helping me until a bot notified me that I'm connected to Leenode and need to leave.
Leenode by soberxdays June 27, 2021