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Leechburg 

A school full of discustANG whores that all have drippy dildos growing mold behind their beds
Leechburg sucks ass

Leesburg 

Located in Northern Virginia about forty minutes from Washington DC, this small town is home to Yuppies and immigrants who mow the lawns of said Yuppies.

Kids refer to it as the "ghetto of Loudoun", "Sleezburg", or just "the Burg", even though almost everyone in town lives in a McMansion and owns a BMW.
Leesburg gangsta: I'm so hard, I sold the BMW my parents bought me for drug money.
Leesburg by 37153 July 22, 2007

Lynchburg Lemonade 

A double shot of Jack Daniels, a shot of orange liquer (triple sec) topped off with sours mix and lemonade.
I got WAAAsted off my tits on Lynchburg Lemonades last night!
Lynchburg Lemonade by Tom Pennick December 9, 2008

Leesburg High School 

Also known as LHS.

Leesburg High School is located In Leesburg, FL. It is a horrible school that is home to over 1800 students, Currently it has been a D school for over 5 years, and some say it will remain that way. Half the students are either

1. Stoners
2. Pregnant
3. Failing
4. All of the above.

Very few teachers care, if any. You will find it is over populated, and the parents of the before mentioned students are most likely 15 years older then their kids (due to living in leesburg their whole life, and also going to LHS)
Oh damn, Does she go to Leesburg High School?

Lynchburg 

A dead-end town with scarce shopping areas or anything remotely fun and the guys are either creepy, weird guys and thugs. In addition, Jerry Falwell owns most of the town and is completely ignorant and needs to stop ripping of Christians.
Friend (who lives out-of-state): Yeah, our university party was awesome last night. What did you do last night?

Girl (lives in lynchburg): Went to Food Lion and got hit on by 2 freaks and a liberty student who talked about not being able to watch rated-R movies.
Lynchburg by Mary January 17, 2005

Lynchburg, Virginia 

A Small City / Large Town in Southwestern Virginia. It can be said this is the region that time forgot. Very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and spunk in you.

Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.

Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.

And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Mr. T and Me are strolling down a street in Lynchburg, Virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. A woman comes walking down the street.

ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?

WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.

ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?

WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!

Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.

WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?

MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
Lynchburg, Virginia by lltj September 26, 2009