La Lechera (the milk maiden) is the gf dressed in her revealing Halloween costume going to her bf"s house trick or treating.
La Lechera in her revealing costume knocked on her bf's door Halloween night. On opening the door, he got a case of dick butterflies and he couldn't wait so she relieved him, pumping out his hot milk.
A tall handsome loving guy they call him Lockeras also goes by Locks for short... Very humble but don't take his kindness for weakness... Good to have on your team
Guy "Is that Lockeras, didn't he want to whip you?
Guys friend "don't make eye contact" You see how tall he is? Those monkey arms will knock me out cold
Lecker Bierchen means drinking three 0.5L beers in a short period of time.
Though the term requires the Beer to be a good german one.
Rothaus, Waldhaus, Inselhopf, Fürstenberg or Oettinger Export are great examples of authorized kinds.
Felix: "I hope I can have some lecker bierchen at the Feierling later."
David: "You do need to try the Frühlingshopf!"
Fabian: "Guys, it's Sunday eve..."