leave your phone off the hook 

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

leave your phone off the hook by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag 

To not only skip out on your partner in crime so dat he gets da blame for your "combined" transgressions, but you also abscond with whatever ill-gotten booty dat said hapless cohort helped you to "acquire"!

In da "Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn" tale, da King and da Duke had both secretly planned to bilk da other out of da sack of gold --- i.e., each one of said selfish 'n' shameless shysters possessed da classic "no honor among thieves" mindset, and thus was going to pull da disgraceful "run off and leave him NOT holding the bag" on his unwitting accomplice!

run off and leave him NOT holding the bag by QuacksO January 18, 2025

Off-Lease

Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.

Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?

Off-Lease by nypaliguy September 17, 2009

off the lease

Referring to something that someone does that causes them to be removed from there semi-permanent position.

Sally: “He went into my DVR and deleted my saved Alias Episodes!”

Larry: “He's so off the lease”

Sally: “you know it... were done!”

off the lease by SpinJared July 3, 2005