9 definitions by nypaliguy

Top Definition
When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!

Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge naked shit!
#nude #shit #naked #dump #constipation
by nypaliguy November 08, 2009
T.W.A.B. - (Time Wasting Ass Bitch). A seemingly single female (usually in a nightclub, lounge, or bar) who would pretend to be interested, and take up most of your night , only to find out she is unavailable or not interested.
Example 1:
Guy 1 : Hey i'm going to talk to that tall blonde with the big boobs
Guy 2: Don't waste your time on that T.W.A.B.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Yo man I spoke to that chick all night and she didn't even give me her number
Guy 2: I told you she was a T.W.A.B.!
#time #wasting #ass #bitch #tease #mislead #nightclub
by nypaliguy July 30, 2009
When you take such a nasty shit that you have to take off all your clothes just to handle it.
Friend1: Yo where were you? You're 20 minutes late, and your shirt is untucked!
Friend2 (Nude Shitter): Sorry man I was putting my clothes back on in the bathroom, I had mexican food earlier and had to take a huge nude shit!
#nude #shit #dump #crap #constipation #bathroom
by nypaliguy November 07, 2009
To squint your eyes from simple daylight, after being inside all day.

Usually being inside consists of surfing the internet, texting all day, or watching TV. First glance of daylight usually comes from opening a window shade, or your door.
Guy1 (outside at 2pm): Yo Bob! Open the door! I'm outside!

Guy2 (daylight squinting out the window): WTF man you didn't call!
#daylight #squinting #window #sunlight #tired #lazy #internet surfing #inside
by nypaliguy January 20, 2010
To be very innocent
The color white is very virginetic
#virgin #white #innocent #bride #color
by nypaliguy November 17, 2009
Hooking up with a former virgin who just broke up with their first lover.
Guy1: Yo I heard you were trying to hook up with Whitney. It's not happening, she's been with Jack since middle school!

Guy2: Na man she finally broke up with him, I just got her Off-Lease.

Guy1: Wow, you know you will either end up as her rebound guy or marry her right?
#off lease #fresh meat #virgin #used #prude
by nypaliguy September 16, 2009
When the occupants of an apartment on a higher floor with steps leading to the door, stores many things on their steps as though its temporary, however the habits become permanent and unsafe. Usually consisting of shoes, umbrellas, bookbags, toys, groceries, etc.
Person1: Need help with those bags?
Person2: Sure , just bring them upstairs
Person1: Uh I would but all your damned step storage is in the way
#junk #storage #steps #apartment #in the way #walkup
by nypaliguy September 09, 2009
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