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Leadfoot Clothesline 

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.
"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."
Leadfoot Clothesline by Richkjak November 28, 2009
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A curious medical condition of the right pedal extremity that afflicts millions of drivers worldwide. While the disease is much more prevalent among males, females have also been known to contract it.

Symptoms include tailgating, jackrabbit starts, burnouts, clutch dumps with advanced cases often leading to modding, nos usage, turbocharging and an addiction to motor sports or even street racing.

There is no known cure for this disease, but common treatments include speeding tickets, license suspension, and (in extreme cases) the purchase of a Toyota Prius.

Related diseases include leadwrist (motorcyclists), pistonheaditus (the uncontrollable desire to make a vehicle go faster, often using methods not approved by the manufacturers, law enforcement, or polite society), and needlepoint.

Many famous people suffer from this disease, including Paul Newman, Nicolas Cage, Jay Leno, and Jeremy Clarkson.

Note: This affliction is not related to the 70's rock band Led Zeppelin, but there is a known increase in leadfoot severity while listening to "The Immigrant Song".
Joe's leadfoot was always getting him into trouble when he drove, but he couldn't help it. When the light changed, the gas pedal went to the floor, every time.
LeadFoot by Croak December 28, 2005

Leadford 

a family full of bad sonsabitches.
aw hell!!! nigga run the leadford’s are coming!!!!
Leadford by rowtidemowgwass October 23, 2018
One Person who you usually is a guy and drives like he stole it. Goes fast as fuck and put the pedal to the medal or mashes it to the floorboard.
When Craig gets into his Lincoln, He put the medal to the medal to waxx everyones asses as he drives by his Bitches House!!
LeadFoot by CJ...AKA Lincoln January 4, 2004
A superhero. He gets from place A to place B in a matter of seconds, (in his Leadmobile aka Camry car) no matter how far the places are. Even if he is masmoo5 out of his brains, he still possesses and controls the "leadfoot" power. The Leadfoot is from Libya.
Girl:Hey I need to be in the airport in 10 minutes.. I think I might miss this plane..

Guy: Hey dont worry about it i'll call LEADFOOT.

Leadfoot. nanananana Leadfooot Leadfoot
Leadfoot by Leadfoot Himself November 12, 2011

leadfinger 

An ailment similar to leadfoot, caused by holding down the acceleration button in racing games for a long time, often for the entire race.
Oh man, I've got some really bad leadfinger...but at least I beat Wizpig!
leadfinger by Lungslice February 3, 2010
The ghost of Picher miner. He was thrown in a mineshaft to cut labor cost. He now haunts the woods of Picher killing everything
HOLY SHIT! LEADFOOT! RUN!!!
Leadfoot by ghost of leadfoot March 30, 2011