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lazybian 

A hetrosexual female that has watched too many episodes of the L-Word. Unwilling to explore in the outside world her true sexuallity, but comes off as an expert on lesbianism and it's advantages. Everything she knows about being a lesbian, she read in "On Our Backs". Has never been to a gay bar. Could not even think of cutting her nails, hair or carpet. Owns hundreds of dollars of lipstick and make up, but only has spent $4.99 on sex toys. Would KILL her husband if he ever suggested a meneges-a-trois. Trys to make all of the gay men she meets her friend.
She's not Bi or a Lesbian, she's a lazybian.
lazybian by GeeBird January 26, 2007
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A woman who would be a lesbian but is too lazy to commit to actively participate in a lesbian lifestyle.
She would have been a lesbian but she was too lazy...she is a lazbian.
Lazbian by SargeT25.5 June 28, 2009
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When a girl is too lazy to do their hair and make up and actually try to meet a guy so they just become a lesbian.
Did you hear that they're Lazbians now? They never wanted to go out with us on the weekends and now they just stay home and lick each other.
Lazbian by Finegirl73 November 23, 2015
Two girls that were too lazy to do their hair or make up and decide it's too much work to meet a man so they just stay home and become lesbians.
They won't ever go out with us anymore, they just stay home and lick eachother they're a couple of lazbians now.
Lazbian by Finegirl73 October 17, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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