lazy ho syndrome

a condition in which the afflicted is incapable of doing any work whatsoever and is reluctant to do anything besides eat, sleep, or go on the internet. widespread among college students. very contagious with no known cure besides getting off your fat lazy ass and doing something productive.

"where's jessica?"
"she's sleeping on the couch"
"hasn't she been doing that all day?"
"no she got up to eat some nachos and check her facebook"
"damn that bitch has some serious LHS"
"LHS?"
"lazy ho syndrome"

lazy ho syndrome by iloveolas December 16, 2008

Lazy hole 

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.

Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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Lazy hole by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Lazy Holterman 

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

Lazy Holterman by Rev john October 20, 2011

Lazy Hoe 

A Hoe That "Does" everything but the dishes.

That lazy hoe would rather clean my dick than the dishes.

Lazy Hoe by ThatNiggaChris June 12, 2006

The Lazy Hobo 

When you chloroform a woman and a homeless man; and, while they are sleeping, you stick the hobo's dick up her ass and jerk their bodies back and forth until ejaculation occurs.

"Hey Eric, let's find somebody to do the Lazy Hobo to!"

The Lazy Hobo by Meoww. January 12, 2012