lazy bum asses 

When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.

Beth, Jessie, and Christina are lazy bum asses.

lazy bum asses by Jessie and Christina March 31, 2009

lazyassis 

A condition where the individual refuses to move his ass... even in his own defense

A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato

My son refuses to do his homework because he wants to spend the entire day watching tv.... he might have acquired lazyassis

lazyassis by Requinrod December 2, 2018

lazyassosis 

Condition of extreme laziness which appears to be a mental disorder and requires service animals to meet the daily needs of the sufferer. Service Monkey's assist the 'LazyAss' with laundry and preparing food.

"It's not cousin Darryls fault he is good for nothing because he suffers from lazyassosis"

lazyassosis by achdus December 23, 2009

lazyassery 

A mix between lazy and an asshole. Someone who is too lazy to realize they are going to ruin anything good they have going, and do it in an asshole manner.

"Dude, you should wake up and go to work?" Miles says.
"No, I'm too tired, I don't even care if I lose my job!" Lucas replies.
"But it's our only source of income!" Miles objects.
Lucas rolls back over and goes to sleep.

Lucas is exhibiting lazyassery.

lazyassery by teacup-tardis November 19, 2013