I'm going to lax you with this beer bottle if you don't shut up.
Watch out for him, he's an experienced laxer.
adj. awesome, sweeet
v.:to play the greatest fucking sport ever
laxer n.: one who plays lax, partys a lot, and says "whoa" a lot
adj. "dude i got dome last night" "LAX!"
v. "dude lets go lax"
laxer n. "haha dude that kids such a laxer"