by shannon w. May 7, 2009
When you are a shitty politician who overcompensates by filing frivolous lawsuits in order to build your own name in the press.
There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.
by DeminLa July 6, 2021
Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!
by Cock-monger_chris January 7, 2020
A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service
Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once
Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once
TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody
by InvaderInvader December 10, 2021
An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.
I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.
by Downvoting Victim August 26, 2006
Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains
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Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)
As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains
-or-
Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)
As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.
a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.
Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products
Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!
b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).
Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings
LR = 0 :)
Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products
Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!
b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).
Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings
LR = 0 :)
by ovo1bro August 10, 2023
What da students of a rude/unfair teacher bring, either against him/her directly and//or da entire school.
If Ethan Couch's papa had indeed purchased da entire school just so dat his "little prince" could be unreasonably coddled da way he preferred, da other students would likely have filed a class-action lawsuit against said brat's paternal enabler for da torture dat said special treatment was subjecting all of THEM to.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020